This is a real ad I saw on the interwebs.

1 real speech and 4 movie speeches - how’s that for taste?

1. Armageddon

The American president assures the rest of the world that, as usual, we will be saving their ungrateful asses. Although, I guess they threw that crazy Russian guy into the mix to make the movie all multi-national. And they had the token female pilot, to make it all multi-sexual.

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I light of Valentine’s Day coming up soon I decided to create the most romantic food known to man. Heart shaped bacon. 20 minutes and some cheesy slogans later I present the best Valentine’s Day cards ever.

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