A few weeks ago I wrote a post about how the Cloverfield monster was really Conan O’Brien. Well it turns out I was duped too. The high octane previews that have been showing are really just a cover for what the movie is really about.
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Fill in the blanks to report a new story about Britney Spears going nuts. You’ll be doing it a lot so this will save you some time.

Britney Spears Spotted _______ing In _______

Britney Spears was photographed _______ing in a _______ _______. This is the _______ time that the _______ pop-star has been _______ _______ing in the last _______. Rumors of her _______ have been _______ for _______ and no one is more worried than the _______ close to her. After going into rehab _______ times and having her children’s _______ _______ _______ she has worried many people that she is on a _______ for a _______. After shaving her head, _______, _______, _______, and _______ she was seen driving her _______ down _______ street without her _______ on and her babies on the _______. More _______ about Britney is sure to come out soon so _______ _______ yourself.

I made this for YTMND a while back.

Real ID is a Real Bad Idea

I’ve been seeing a lot of religious people saying that atheism is becoming a religion in itself. To that I have this to say.