The Cloverfield monster has finally been revealed and as we all expected, its Conan O’Brien. The freakishly pale, lanky late show host had been off the air until recently supposedly because of the writers guild strike. The strike has been a convenient cover-up for this blockbuster movie secret. A lot of people are assuming that Cloverfield is just another Godzilla movie. If you watch the previews closely you can see Conan’s distinctive hairstyle peaking out from behind one of the buildings in New York. This all may seem like a big shock to a lot of people but if you think about it makes perfect sense. Why would they spend all this time hyping a movie like Cloverfield if its just going to end up being what everyone expects? Dazzle everyone with some special effects and distract them with a writer’s strike then catch them off guard with a 300 foot tall Conan O’Brien stomping down Broadway doing the string dance. The people behind this marketing campaign are obviously some kind of genetic mutants with gigantic brains. I’m just hoping that Conan battles Pimp Bot 5000 in the film.
