Try this out. Create a new text file and open it in Notepad. Type Bush hid his farts then save the file and close it. Reopen the file and see what happens.

Why does this occur? Obviously its because the whereabouts of George W. Bush’s farts have been classified for national security reasons. Notepad.exe has been a safe haven for terrorist activities for years and Microsoft finally gave into government requests to lock it down so it can’t be used for evil purposes.

I have no qualms against securing our country but Bush is an elected official and I believe that all of his gaseous emissions should be public knowledge. Our tax dollars pay for the food that creates those farts and, damn it, we have the right to know about them.

When Bush is overseas all of his bowel movements are kept sealed on Air Force One to keep foreign intelligence officers from collecting samples of it. I say let them have it. We get enough of Bush’s shit everyday in the news and I think the rest of the world should have to suffer from it too.

This is an audio palindrome I found while working on a lipsync animation one time. It sounds the same whether you play it forwards or backwards. Download the MP3 and give it a try.

I made this song right after Timmy showed up on South Park. Even though it’s a terrible song I still had fun making it.

I found an anti-war poster on StumbleUpon which inspired me to make this.
Click on it to get a larger version. Print it out and stick it up.
I hope it will help spread the positive views of atheism and inspire people to see how pointless war is.

I got these at a 7-eleven in Chicago when they flipped it over to a Kwik-e-Mart for the Simpson’s Movie.

I made this one day when I was bored. I think he looks pretty badass.

Greenpeace uses 9/11 style fear mongering to promote it’s anti-nuclear agenda. I’m surprised Giuliani hasn’t used this for a campaign ad yet. Although, if you’re going to die going out in a giant nuclear fireball/airplane crash is probably one of the coolest ways to go.

My friend’s uncle decided it would be a good idea to scare the bejeebus out of this high-strung guy with an airhorn. Luckily a camera was on hand to capture the reaction.

After getting my finger smashed it finally was getting ready to fall off. I felt it was my duty to share this special moment with the world so I video taped it and posted it to YouTube.

This was my entry to the Stephen Colbert Greenscreen Challenge. It’s pretty crappy since I threw it together so quickly.